What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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