So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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