But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
