Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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