I think I just saw someone hide a body.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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