ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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