I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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