After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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