big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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