Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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