areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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