can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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