Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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