So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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