ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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