the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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