Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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