That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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