she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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