come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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