so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Why are your pants in the freezer?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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