Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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