they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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