Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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