she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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