I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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