I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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