I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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