what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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