Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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