So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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