hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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