We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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