But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Of course I have a pirate flag
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I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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