My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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