i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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