Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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