An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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