Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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