Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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