Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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