her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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