Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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