found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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