I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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