kristin has been a bad kristin
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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