Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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