We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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