In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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