we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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