It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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