I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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