So drunk, too bad you don't want this
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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