I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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