is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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