I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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