Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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